Martin Bashir Interviews Michael Jackson?
Luis “My job is so weird” Barajas and Paris Hilton Fan Club president Despina “Debbie” Matenopoulos, actually. Honestly, Debbie. Are you trying to make the The Daily 10 with that preposterous, purloined pose? And FYI, eating disorders are sooooooo last summer. AS IF!!!
Someone at CNN just discovered Microsoft Word’s Insert Text Box function.
Or else she got a new gig co-hosting Sabado Gigante.
Put both those people in a “Six Feet Under”-styled ending and you’ll get a blank television screen.
I’m thinking Barajas could be a contestant in the next round of Crazy Eye Battle Royale.


God, what happened to her? Crack? She used to look normal and healthy, and not like one of the baby T-Rexs from Jurassic Park.