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Was there a Good Luck Chuck on-set romance between Dane Cook and Jessica Alba? Did a Dane outmatch a Cash? Did Alba fall for that… whatever he calls that retarded finger sign thing he does? We’re going with yep. But will they go public with their gross idiotic love, a couple weeks after the movie opens, a la Brangelina and Mr. And Mrs. Smith? Maybe. Only time will tell, and only someone else will give a shit.
Congratulations Usher Raymond! You finally married your pregnant fiancé Tameka Foster! Classy! We just know this one is going to last a long, long time. Like maybe a whole week. Also, we’re no Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery, but we’re pretty sure transvestites can’t actually get “pregnant.”
Lohan has left ELLE-A and is back with her mom Dina in Long Island (or Utah), because, you know, she gets better coke there.
The whitest half-black trash in Hollywood Nicole Richie is blaming her past/current/future drug addictions on boredom. You gotta hand to this one, she always knows the right things to say.
Donald Trump says he would love to fire Rosie O’Donnell’s “fat ass” from his Celebrity Apprentice show. Will these two PLEASE just fuck and get it over with?!
Polly Jean Harvey performs the haunting and ethereal “When Under Ether” live at the Copenhagen Opera. (via productshop)
It’s time once again to obsess over every single British invasion song on the latest Wes Anderson movie soundtrack.
Kenny Aguar (8 Track Gorilla) sits down with 40 Watt owner and ex-Mrs. Peter Buck Barrie Buck for some good old fashioned Remember When.
Keith Richards clarifies, ““What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of… y’know, he went down a treat.”
Michael Showalter’s Ten Commandments Of Making A Great Fucking Sandwich: “6. Sun dried tomatoes are total bullshit!” (scroll down)
10 MORE greatest beat making videos ever. Pretty rad.
Two Breugels, two Sisleys, and a Monet were stolen from the Musee des Beaux-Arts. Which is French for “Museum with worthless pussy security.”
Victoria’s Secret model du jour Miranda Kerr has a blog. No really. And a Yorkie!!!
Who knew Philip Larkin was such a vain bastard!?
The Girl: Bruna Alvin, 24 anos, Peixes.
yeah real believable. Good Luck Chuck has all these women after him and he chooses the one who looks like a starving refugee.
its all about bottle rocket.
usher calls her tameka, eddie murphy calls her “the one that got away.” (that was carson-esque but couldn’t resist.)
Dane Cook is pure class. Ever hear the one he tells about going down on a women who’s vagina smells? Hysterical. Didn’t Alba just say in some interview that she wanted to get taken seriously as an actress now? Newsflash girlfriend, that generally doesn’t happen when a) you appear in a Dane Cook vehicle and b) you show your ass, tits, or underwear in every scene. I’m so sick of the requisite “girl’s panties fall off after getting stuck in a door frame” sequence.
the keith richards story gets better with each retelling. some ashes fell out and instead of getting a broom he snorts’im up! hello dyson? roomba?
The youtube vid of shadow/numark and cut chemist is sick. all these closet star wars fans out there. amazing.
Usher and his new wife won’t last long if body language is any indication. They don’t even look like they’re standing in the same room.
can’t you just see Rosie and Donald having sex? Him using Trump Steaks in foreplay. shiver..
the kinks - this time tomorrow is awesome!! where the hell did he find this song? niceeee
wonder where the rumor got started that tameka has some chorizo in her pink taco. so she looks like kevin garnett there’s got to be more to it than that.
ten has been getting some mixed reviews.
Acne-scar man wins again.
Which means we lose.
even better than watching good scratching is the old dj contests where the contestants suck. years back there was this guy T-Money who was awful in a great elaborate way. wish i could find the link. and then you see its not as easy as it looks.
also, heard some comedian say that mayo vs. mustard in sandwiches is a catholic vs. jewish thing. (i.e., the catholics at his school used more mayo.) not saying its true, just his observation.
Patton Oswalt said 40 Watt is his favorite venue in his P4K Guest List interview.
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first? seriously? no one’s felt the f—-ing URGE to comment on Dane’s shitty creepy-guy grin yet?? Alba looks like she’s in a romantic comedy and he looks like he’s a serial killer. Photoshop has to have sponsored this flick. or at the very least, Dane’s gross-looking head.