8/8/2007

The Gifts

Bruce Willis appears to have spoiled his 20-something girlfriend Tamara Feldman with a brand new set of… presents. UPDATE: Er, scratch that. The buxom brunette in the bikini is 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal. Damn you, Bruce Willis. Damn you straight to hell.

Didn’t Steve Coogan used to eat Courtney Love’s cupcakes?

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Bruce Willis is actually somewhat hot from the neck down.

Kate sure likes the dirty bad boys. Btw, she’s got an ass on her for a skinny girl.

I’ve tried but am not feeling St. Vincent.

thank you for not running a picture of Amy Winehouse, who looks like she once got hit in the face with a pipe. tired of her.

seem to remember Eddie the Eagle being lovable (?) Coogan would have to work hard to get over the A-hole factor to play him.

They need to change the name of the J.J. Abrams because… Cloverfield. Na uh.

The irony. lollercoaster.

Scandinavia had it coming.

Does anyone remember when they let Tom Cruise write that piece sucking JJ Abrams balls in Time Magazine? “From the very beginning, there was an insouciance that promised anything was possible. He’s a creative juggernaut and someone who recognizes the joy of creating.” If you haven’t read it, it’s a scream.

The Urban Outfitters blog says that s’mores cupcakes are in. Then again its Urban Outfitters, so…yeaah.

I’m sure the sheer heft of Willis’ huge ego displaced the ocean water for just a few seconds. Fishermen in faraway Peru noticed the rise and thought wtf?

Beautiful women, yes, but now has a face (in the “then” picture) that looks like he’s in zero gravity.

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