We who worship her every move interpret this as a sign of the apocalypse. Or that she’s got some deal going with Borders.

I have a feeling Maddox is her favorite.

I count four colors. This is all so new, like seeing your goth friend back after a few weeks at a liberal arts college. I don’t even know you anymore, Angelina.

She’s had some hard miles.

Mohawk and/or mullet on a minor = child abuse.

Borders and libraries are magnets for crazy people.

Watch what you say about Ange. The Brangeloonies got their shit organized like Cosa Nostra.

Beyond borders. LOL!!

she was picking up a copy of How to Tamp Down Your Inner Sex Freak and the latest issue of Cracked.