call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

8/13/2007

Young, Proud & Snotty

STUFF: We were bummed to hear that The Apprentice might be over for good. Is this the end of your TV career?

IVANKA: I don’t know. I’m getting a lot of offers, but I look at doing TV as ancillary to my main passion, which is real estate. If it’s a total deviation from this industry, I wouldn’t be interested.

LMAO!! hahaha.

Mother of all boob jobs. I bet she’ll comb’em over when they start to sag.

Seriously, all her interviews sound this awesomely snotty.

Surprising that she doesn’t embroider those things with her initials the way Posh Spice had “VB” sewn into the seats of her Escalade.

yikes. this quote might set off a butterfly effect of lame.

Ugh. I used to worship this girl. Now she is becoming my new Gwynneth.

I see some deviation from this industry, if you know what I mean. Hi-yo!

Wow, I never realized how imperative fake boobs were to Real Estate.

“This bikini shows my need to branch out from my father into my own levels for whoredom.”

Does no one notice her head is shrinking? I don’t think your breasts are supposed to dwarf your cranium.

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