Heidi Klum has incredible genes. and Jordache jeans. and Photoshop.

• Chris Tucker on what it was like working with Roman Polanski on Rush Hour 3 (yes, he’s in the movie, so is Max Von Sydow, cue the giant asteroid), “That was fun. He’s the nicest little man, and he seemed like he [had] so much wisdom, and we had a great time. He’s just naturally funny-looking, just a funny guy. So it was fun.” (via heartonastick)

• Deuling fauxcialite’s Tinsley Mortimer and Olivia Palermo fail to save Darfur, with the help of Level Vodka. SHAME ON YOU!!!

• Just in case you were still wondering, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker really do hate Family Guy. Watch the video. (via popcandy)

• Anna Faris, who was puffy and terrible on Entourage, looks drop dead cutie-pants in these pix from the House Bunny set. Keep an eye out for Rumer “Leno” Willis at the bottom, checking out Anna’s “stream.”

• Feels So Good: It’s his song selection that kills us. That, and the hand farting. and the sofa. and the speakers. and the eat shit look.

Super Mods Enter Rehab, photos by Steven Meisel. NSFW (via theapt)

• Jack White: “Magazines that wrote about us when we put out 45s stopped when we started making albums.”

• Britain’s official crack-house-band Babyshambles unveils unsurprisingly gloomy cover art.

• Amy Winehouse finally remembers that song she wrote, considers having to sing it thousands of more times, does the right thing.

• Peter, Bjorn and John add tourdates, hire back-up whistler.

• Oasis documentary promises bitching, whining, moaning and unreleased Noel tune, “Lord Don’t Slow Me Down.”

• Fletch book covers with Chevy Chase’s face. (via thighswideshut)

• “Now un-**** yourself and think of something light and seasonal!” (via recidivism)

• The Quiet Storm for your phone. (via thetreehouseandthecave)

• The Girl: Pamella Guimares, 21 anos, Escorpio.