Septum In The City
A reader from Los Angeles writes in…
Dear Goldenfiddle,
Why is no one talking about Cammy D’s nose job?! It’s sooooooo obvious! The beak is straighter, longer and thinner…. they carved her out. The only log this angel is going to be sawin’ is John Mayer’s. Boo-yah!!!
sincerely, Life’s A Beak
Dear LAB,
That’s why Kanodia gets the corner office.
Its a warning sign when a plastic surgeon’s website shows more pictures of his desk than his work. wtf?
Yeah definitely. And he didn’t Jennifer Grey her to the point of unrecognizablity. Now she’s less of a Monet.
I won’t believe they’re dating until she goes dark brunette, the way Mayer likes’em.
Good work Cams. Your old nose looked like a baked potato—with bacon.
she’s throwing the Cammy gang sign. (which is really just her and Drew.)
next up, the spock ears.
Can’t girlfriend get a piece and some din din without it turning into going steady? I’m sure John Mayer is PACKIN! You go girl. Get it while you still look 45 and hot.
dibs on the band name “Cammy D’s Nose Job”
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Jesus, this is out of control. Mayer is banging everything in sight. Men need to go home and lock their women away.