call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

8/20/2007

Remedial Ass

“It’s unfair when one person’s career is taking off and the other is really suffering… What happens – it’s not that they’re jealous of each other, it’s that the person you share your life with isn’t in the mood to support. You want to have a pity party for yourself, but they’re off to the Golden Globes and you don’t want to go because everyone is going to think you are jealous… There’s a certain geometry to life – that life has a certain math equation to it and if you’re never together, you can’t build a home. Joanne Woodward put her career on the back burner for that marriage [since 1958, to Paul Newman] to last. And something’s got to give.”

(via people)

WAH! He’s actually comparing himself to Paul Newman. hahahahaha.

The clip is misleading. Ethan is trying to play off his deep seeded lust for Angela “LA Face with an Oakland Booty” Lansbury. The way he’s squirming in his seat..its as plain as day.

How did Uma not Shaolin his skinny ass every single day they were married? And she probably still has to support his whiny Bukowski worshipping lifestyle.

if this picture is recent, then ol’ ethan should be in whatever inevitable elliott smith biopic that will eventually bubble up some day.

Isn’t worrying about what everyone at the Golden Globes thinks WORSE than being jealous?

And the award for World’s Biggest Douche goes to…

What’s funnier - that he thinks he was the more talented one in that couple, or just him in general?

I always say - if you want to laugh your ass off, just read an Ethan Hawke interview. He never lets me down.

“certain geometry to life”

aka “circle of life?” someone loves their Elton John!

the review is painful, and not in an emotional river phoenix way..

I think this quote is a lost excerpt from “Tuesdays with Morrie.”

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