8/18/2007

W're The Handclaps

Have we mentioned how supergay we are for the new Junior Senior release Hey Hey My My Yo Yo? It’s been getting the mad repeat treat (mostly friday afternoons) here at the goldenfiddle offices. And we’re not just spraying that because the label sent us a free copy. We, like, actually mean it! No shit, its got summer interns and office managers, secretaries and Chinese delivery boys all taking messy, teenage “meetings” with each other in storage closets and stairwells. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria. Are we hyping this enough? Should you buy this CD? Well, let’s say you’re one of those people that loves Justin Timberlake to the point of owning one or more of his CDs and don’t care when others make fun of you to your face for it… have we got a CD that will make both you and your frienemies happy. This one. So throw sexy back in the discount rack, jack, and get, get, get to know, kna, know, know this Freedom-Rock-For-Dance-Party-Morons out. We have no idea what genre this type of music is filed under, but if your first instinct is to reach for Off The Wall or any of those MTV Party-To-Go partial-birth abortions, DON’T!!! The US version has two discs. Disc one is sort of the 10pm-2am fun, buzzy disc, and disc two is more of the lights-off, lame-hot-short-pull-down 2am-the breaka breaka dawn disc.

Disney is getting inside my head. Everything I hear sounds like frickin’ High School Musical. Must. Stay. Strong.

It came out just recently? Could be wrong but I seem to remember seeing this album cover on Thighs Wide Shut or Music Slut months ago. Either it leaked or its been out in Europe for a while now.

Forget Party To Go, Kidz Bop 12 is doin’ it big. Real heads know the deal.

Woah. the other version of the cat video, mosh cats, is also well good, innit?

never a good idea to bend a co-worker. and storage closet congress always leads to a nasty case of Ajax Hair.

The album has indeed been out in Europe for a while, I’ve had it since last summer. And We R The Handclaps is incredibly addictive, I concur.

Their music is “Goodwill Grindcore.”

I thought people in foreign countries all dressed like Michael Jackson.

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