See Also: Wannabe
With Skeet Ulrich finally out of the picture, and the actual Johnny Depp living in France most of the time, Hills goober Justin Bobby is now totally free to launder Captain Jack’s… everything. Wiki defines “Impersonator” in a couple different ways.
Legally: An entertainer impersonates a celebrity, generally for entertainment, and makes fun of their recent scandals or known behavior patterns. Entertainers who impersonate multiple celebrities as part of their act are typically called impressionists.
Illegally: As part of a criminal act such as identity theft. This is usually where the criminal is trying to assume the identity of another in order to commit fraud such as accessing confidential information or to gain property not belonging to them. Also known as social engineering.
Which is it?
it was weird how Audrina got 5 times greasier the second she started dating him.
The beret. The beret!
cannot wait to hear what Joel McHale has to say about Justin Bobby.
needs baby rattles and twist ties and shit hanging off him to be johnny depp.
he’s real dark and swarthy in their mostly blond world.
What about Justin Bobby’s smarmy line “truth and time tells all”? I love how he even furled his brow to deliver the line.
Wait. So that’s a real dude? Like, that’s how he dresses himself to go out in public?
I don’t know…I think he seems sincere.
nice job, Central Casting!
yeah, the boyfriends are dickwads. must’ve been some kind of audition if this guy was the winner.
i loved pratts face when she took down the graffiti.
He burps a lot. hehehehhehehehehehehe!
can we talk about spence? i mean, does he not have the kind of face you just want to blowtorch?
“yo it’s summahtime dog, gotta get me gear on”
i vomited. and it was not part of my usual vomiting schedule.
I think Justin Bobby’s inability to cut his own dinner and Spencer’s creepy bread that will naturally make him best friends with Chris Hansen on an episode of “Dateline” are the best thing about “The Hills”.
not the smartest guy on the show. get the feeling that if you could listen in on his thoughts it would sound like Atlas by Battles.
you guys just don’t understand, he’s like, deep and stuff. okay?
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“With Skeet Ulrich finally out the picture.” lololol.
This guy is shaaaaaady, and when they introduced him as “Justin Bobby,” I near died laughing.