It’s Sacramento. Local television there is to journalism what “Knocked-Up and Milky” is to “Playboy”.

We all love hearing about Heidi’s new “idears.”

Am horrified at the thought of jewelry designed by a Weinstein brother.

the hardest part is watching their mood swings from chipper to extreme perkiness.

they’re both naturally beautiful women but whoever styled them for this made them look like a bad country western singing duo.

Two questions: 1) What/who is “Victoria Secret”? 2) Why does the screen identify their location as New York when they’re sitting in front of a backdrop of the Hollywood sign?

I like comin’ up with new idears, too! Man, that’s fucked up. Man…

Man, and I really thought I could win this one.

can’t.

I didn’t so much cringe as I did raise my eyebrows. Does that count?