Do you see it? It’s right there. Look again. Look harder. Keep looking. You’ll see it… Do you see it, now? Yep. That’s right… She’s lost it. Just look at the pose. It’s horrendous. Inexcusable. WRONG. The old/young Paris never would have left the mansion with that pose in her bag of tricks. That particular pose, this particular photograph, from Wilmer Valderrama’s Calavena Clothing Unveiling at “Pure” Nightclub, is a sign. A crack in the armor. Friends, the winds of change are blowing, ever so softly. The time of Paris Hilton is almost over. The end is near. see.

• Rehabulous: Lindsay Lohan is most definitely not concentrating.

• Nic Cage: “I was eating jellybeans out of a martini glass and listening to Karen Carpenter and on the Internet watching chimps do karate.”

• Rocky “Benihana” Aoki’s one-time most favorite daughter Devon Aoki was on Conan last night promoting her new movie War and was nice enough to flash her panties, oh, we’d say about five or six times. When is that new YouTube HD supposed to go live, again?

• FilmJerk reviews Rodger Grossman’s decade-in-the-making Germs biopic What We Do Is Secret: “Grossman’s feature debut… is one of the rare passion projects that projects a strong and united idea, unencumbered with the typical schizophrenic storytelling that accompanies these types of long-imagined undertakings.”

• “Maybe you’d even feel luckier than usual that you were Owen Wilson (in the same way that some larger group of guys might feel lucky that they were 25-45, attractive, and successful), especially if there were any possibility that there were other days when you might feel that there were drawbacks to being Owen Wilson.”

• Pylon is reissuing a remastered version of their long out-of-print 1st album Gyrate, with the “Cool” single, the EP “10 Inch 45 rpm” and an unreleased track titled “Functionality.” Gyrate Plus drops October 16th!

• Remind us not to go down on Amy Winehouse anytime, EVER, for the rest of time. And at least a NEVER EVER after that.

• Mel Brooks: “If I were God and I had a big overview of it, I would say, ‘Hey, Mel, you were undercompensated.’”

• U2 has invited longtime producers Daniel Lanois and Brian Eno to be writers on the new U2 album. A very wise decision.

• Every 1.3373 Seconds: Paul Smith and Peter Saville have teamed up to create a limited edition T-shirt in honour of the eagerly-anticipated Anton Corbijn Ian Curtis biopic Control.

• Top 10 Incredible Recordings: Includes First recording of human voices, the last 30 minutes of Jonestown, the highest recorded sung note, and, of course, voices in Hell. (via fimoculous)

• We’re totally cereal guys, where is season four of Project Runway?!

• Lego NES: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start.

• Trucker’s Lingo: Atlanta is known as “Watermelon 500.”

• The big Reka Ebergenyi gallery. (nsfw)