This video will make Britney start feeling better about herself immediately.

I thought the song was called Dinty Moore.

He’s right. She lost her “hedge.” We’ve all seen it up close.

video of the exact moment when the Posh/Rihanna/Criss Angel hairstyle officially died.

Here’s his Livejournal. Enjoy.

is this heath ledger as the Joker? viral!

What this needs is, at the very end, a shot cutting to 50 Cent looking confused.

the internet is a scary, terrifying, yet wholly entertaining place, no?

Dinty Moore … brilliant! Why is nobody crying for Kanye?

wow spence, where the fuck did that come from?

i love how hes crying under a blanket….it’s like the kid who would wet his sleeping bag, and have to get picked up by his parents.

This was the best myspace comment I’ve ever received.

I call shenanigans. This is a performance piece, right? He’s like a self-conceived Lonelygirl15 type? This says he’s nineteen but he doesn’t look nineteen to me in the photos on that Livejournal. Yes, this is how much I want to deny how depressing America is.

Fake or not, switch it up a little. We already have the “Let’s get some shoes, betch” guy. Moar weirder plz.

Nothing. I repeat NOTHING. NUGH THING has made me as sick as this video in a coon’s age.

i haven’t been that worked up about anything in years. envy

it’s bad improv. you can tell he’s not sure where he’s taking it at points. and yeah, way puke. i barely made it through one viewing.

Boycott this video so this ass face doesnt think he/she/it is popular. It’s has to be an act.

It’s for reals and it’s a performance. And I kind of love him.

http://www.elisanders.net/chriscrocker.html

he looks better than Britney.

and he needs a nap.

This guy is something else. I looked at some of his other videos…

Are those 800 thread count sheets? Hollywood actor!

I loved him in the role of Emily, Brandon’s crazy girlfriend on 90210.

motherfuckers are getting soft up in here.

He’s gonna make a lot of money off of this.

i want to fuck that dude

And somewhere deep in the halls of power, a nameless government official inserted into the next spending bill Presidential approval for the continuation of work on the sterilization rays of the late Hugo Drax…