9/16/2007

The Tony Bennett Show

His Unplugged was, like, what? 75 years ago? How many more times do we have to sit through “Steppin’ Out With My Baby” featuring Aguilera? It’s like a fucking national lounge singer holiday! Hallmark’s making Happy Tony Bennett Sings Stepping Out With My Baby With Christina Aguilera Day cards. Anybody catch Frasier’s wife during the show? She’s the one with tweety-birds flying around her head. Anybody catch that had-to-be-Wes Anderson-directed AT&T commercial? Jennifer Ellison made a bikini out of Eva Longoria’s dress. Good to see Ray Romano is still as funny as the AIDS quilt. That merkin on Jeremy Piven’s head. The Jersey Boys LIP SYNCED their first song!!! We hearts us some Wayne Brady. Question: Have Leno’s “writers” ever been nominated for anything, ever?

Bear in mind this is the same group that gave James Spader his 2834th Emmy for Boston Feces over Gandolfini.

I did chuckle when the director and producer totally sucked the mic time away from the old man in order to pat themselves on the back for their great work.

Was cringing when he lead Xtina to the top of the piano. Oh noes! Just cuz she hasn’t announced it yet doesn’t mean she should be doing Super Dave stunts.

Tony Bennett AND the Jersey Boys. How about something from the last three decades?

Edie Falco said she’s joining 30 Rock.

tweety birds flying around her head. hee.

the nominated comedy talkies all skew Liberal and I don’t think Leno..is. so, just a theory.

damn, ellen pompeos hair.

i wanted to see wayne brady choke a bitch. seacrest maybe.

Kanye was well-behaved for Kanye.

anderson shore do love him some vintage shades.

Didn’t Gutter miss the Merkins concert in PCU? And now Piven’s wearing a merkin on his dome? Life is one big merry-go-round.

Re: 30 Rock.

You’re evil, Spencer. And I love it.

the show needed more Al Jolson.

I see a bright future for Kanye as a Little Stevie Wonder impersonator.

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