Are you surrious? And I thought JJ and Sean Preston had it bad.

This picture is too funny.

I want this to be true just to see how weird the baby turns out. Between JLo and Skeletor, Nicole and Joel Madden and this,it’ll be a Conan if-they mated segment turned reality.

Of course it’ll be artificial insemination because neither of them would know where to put things without a demonstration involving Mrs. Potato Head and a Ken doll.

Ok, this Pixar on acid picture is starting to creep me out.

Is it wrong that, when I saw the headline, I was hoping it was O.J.?

Please for allow me to caption the picture of J.Simp: “DOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.”

p.s. I for one love the everything’s bullshit Snakes On A Plane publicity at any cost world we live in.