Top 10 Ways We Know Ashlee Simpson Is On Drugs
10) She’s a celebrity.
09) She’s dating a rock star bass player torso Pete Wentz.
08) That picture was taken at the Hornitos Tequila Launch Party, which she hosted.
07) This guy.
06) If we look at her album titles, from first to latest, (Pieces Of Me, Autobiography, I Am Me, Invisible) she’s got nowhere to go but Cry For Help.
05) There’s a song on her new album called “Murder.” Sample lyric: “I’ve got a monkey on my back, get it off… I get away with murder.”
04) For her new album, she has a bad-girl alter ego (Hmmmmm) named Vicky Valentine, who “embraces the wild side of the singer.”
03) “It was an all-night writing party.”
01) She looks great!
bukkake.
think pieces of me was about her old nose?
pete wentz and garth brooks make me spit up bile.
even though her face is still a little busted, the transformation has been amazing. she used to look all wannabe Hot Topic clerk and now. wow.
without ever having seen the picture it would be a pretty safe assumption that joe simpson is a “robe guy.”
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pete =”circus stuff.” still manlier than oscar de la hoya though.