This Is Why
People ask, “Why do you still watch Letterman? Why do you watch that crotchety, lame, old, out-of-touch, unfunny, megalomaniacal asshole?”
In a related moral story: High school dudes of the world, listen up! Keep making fun of flat-chested girls, and they won’t be for long!!!
What did Paris do to her face? It looked rubbery or something.
I think she finally has a small, partial idea of why she is disliked; that she symbolizes the public’s misplaced priorities and useless fame-whoredom. Or however that would be translated in her head. It has shaken her and she has lost that impervious confidence. I think you’re right, the end is near.
“If I don’t wake up, its worth it.” And they say no one is willing to die for their beliefs anymore.
the audience was just as bad as Dave, they sounded like a 70s sitcom laugh track.
i just love the imagery of Spencer smiling as if he’s sending her off to school. you can’t write this stuff.
the way paul sends it back to dave after the monologue each night is reason enough to tune in.
The man’s still the sharpest tool in the late night television box. No one wastes time as well.
never noticed the linebacker-like shoulders before.
“And when I was older…” Older than what? A zygote?
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The man is losing it and I love it. I’ve only seen him get that worked up over Bill O’Reilly. He wouldn’t stop!