We just watched the first episode of A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila on mtv.com. Towards the end, the miniature Miss Tequila surprises her fellow desperate famewhores, er, the contestants on the show -and no one else in the world- when she reveals that she is… “a bisexual.” NO!? Actually, she may be more of a “MySpace Bisexual” (or My-bi, which is not to be confused with ma-ba, which is only slightly shorter and slang for my bad and has nothing to do with MySpace, other than the fact that they’re both completely retarded)… ANYWAY, a MySpace Bisexual is a girl who makes out with other slutty chicks at parties and then claims to be bisexual because it’s trendy to say so and gets people’s attention on MySpace. And is a valuable asset to civilization. The show looks weak, but Tila’s sort of cute and funny (Hello Kitty Porn), and the trailer is straight-up banana daiquiris.

• A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila is on Tuesday’s at 10pm E/PT on MTV.

• www.myspace.com/tilatequila (OMG, she’s online right now!!!)

• Tila Tequila in Stuff magazine.