Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Softcore Pornography But Were Afraid To Ask
“The general agreement among performers is that there will be no genital contact, and it’s a little difficult to have real intimacy when surrounded by ten fat, hairy, old, clothed crew guys pointing metal objects like mics, cameras, lights and bounce boards at us. However, there have been times when a woman will break the rules and grab or lick me, and I’ll get aroused. At that moment, the sock may then pop off like a slingshot and we’re left with the original dilemma… where to hide it?! I’ve found that pressing it up against the woman’s ass cheek to be the most effective until the director yells cut and re-adjustments can be made.” ~ Mark Weiler, (via nudityonfilm)
their company doctor must see all kinds of carpal tunnel-like, repetitive motion, ass cheek injuries.

that would make for some blooper reel.