Apple has learned me so much. I now know that while everyone who owns an iPhone is a douchebag, some of the douchebags are hott.

is that your sister?

The “Stephano” iphone ad is absurd. Like that guy really needed all those devices in the first place (update myspace 24/7, keep an eye on my ex-girlfriend’s hotmail account). Stay off the juice, and nice cheese tat on the right arm. Jersey shore.

The “Stephano” ad may be their smartest one. Apple’s nearly tapped out their hipster elite demo. Now they’re going after gym rats who are terrified of having to carry a man purse.

Brenda Walsh’s younger, hotter sister.

I wonder how kip winger is doing? If only Kristen was only 17, they could get all meta on us, WINGER STYLE!