call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

10/22/2007

So What's The Point?

According to the black-man’s-Paris Hilton herself, Kim Kardashian poses for Playboy but doesn’t get fully naked and goes to clubs every night but doesn’t drink or dance on tables… Um, are we missing a page here or something? Also, there is no sex tape; She doesn’t need the money! Us: How revealing is your Playboy shoot?
Kim Kardashian: It is not as revealing as some people might want. I keep it classy and covered up. (WOW!!! now that’s what we call classy!) I do bare my whole butt. And a little bit of my chest. But that’s it. It was something that I was really nervous about doing at first and this is the first time I am talking about it. I consulted the whole family and I decided this is the way I would have wanted it to come out. Us: What are some of the misconceptions?
Kim Kardashian: Everyone thinks that I am this wild party girl and that I get drunk and dance on tables, but I don’t even drink alcohol. Complex: Speaking of Ray J, what’s up with the sex tape rumors?
Kim Kardashian: There is no sex tape! Ray J’s not the kind of guy who would do something for revenge. There is no amount of money that could ever convince me to release any tape, even if I had one. I don’t need the money!

I’m sure she also believes in Santa Claus and the Revirgination Fairy, namean?

she’s obviously been rammed so hard that there’s now brain damage.

Guys named Ray J should be trusted completely. This is just a given.

I bet during drunken encounters some of her men have trouble telling which end is which or which side is up.

What she failed to mention is that you won’t see snatch in the Playboy shoot only because a naked Ray J will be going deep and blocking the view.

Naw, she does need the money. She was selling her old shoes on Ebay only a few months back.

Maybe slow-pay, err, O.J. never paid Dad in full?

forget her. its time that the ass got its own reality show.

i think Ray J is a wizard. first he was creeping with Whitney Houston, hit her with his wand and now she’s back on top looking great. and Kim K Superstar got a show after being with him.

its the lost slutty olsen triplet

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