call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

10/23/2007

Old Gay Wizards Having The Best Week Ever!!!

Obi Wan, Gandalf, Dumbledore. Who’s next? Merlin?!?! Well, you know, he was kind of… you know. Different. And he did live alone in the forest. And he did have sort of a weird relationship with King Arthur. And that helmet was kinda… gay. Oh my god.

Gandalf does handle that staff pretty confidentally.

And I’m thinking 2Xist bikini briefs on Obi Wan.

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