Fuck The Secret! Emily Post, er, Kanye “Mr. Manners” West is dropping a whole book full of his patented scientificalesensce on yo head come this January. Just in time for… Christmas? You’re welcome! Let’s let the man inside the teddy bear costume tell you all about his upcoming $10 dillio:

It’s dope….10 bucks. I teamed up with co-author J. Sakiya Sandifer to make my literary debut with Thank You And You’re Welcome, an entertaining volume of “Kanye-isms “— the creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating my path to success. It captures the same wit, playful irony, and piercing insight found abundant in my lyrics. In Thank You And You’re Welcome! I deliver my personal message uncensored, without any five-second delay or media distortion. I’ll post some sample pages within a week…

His personal message, uncensored? Finally!!! Right!? Oh, and in case you’re wondering, J. Sakiya Sandifer is a black man. You’re welcome! (via nahright)