Recently, on the way back from the wedding of one of goldenfiddle’s most trusted business associates in Charleston, SC, we stopped for gas and Cheerwine at some podunk BP/thrift store. The book was on a shelf next to an old issue of Soldier Of Fortune. Obviously, it was a very, very tough decision. At first we weren’t even sure who that was on the cover. It appears that the future ex-Mrs. Cruise-bot 3000 may have been severely beaten around the jowl and mouth area just prior to the photo-shoot. Anyway, it was only $2.99, so we had office manager (s)extraordinaire JJ Bunsie read the whole thing aloud during the remainder of the drive.

Synopsis: Play with me,” the voice cried. From day one Joey doesn’t like the lighthouse. There’s something creepy about it. But now that Dawson has persuaded Jen, Pacey, and Joey to volunteer as summer interns at the local Oceanographic Institute, Joey’s been assigned the role of tour guide at the abandoned, forbidding structure.Her friends think she’s stressing out, but Joey swears she’s hearing voices. Or at least one whispery, childlike girl’s voice, that calls and calls to her. Someone—or something—is out there. “Play with me, Josephine…”