10/30/2007

I'm Ron Burgandy?


Until Brooke Burke returns to TV in her pre-multiple-babies bikini body (let’s just say Wild On circa 1999) Olivia Munn is our new, reigning #1 ethnically ambiguous TV host to pine over. Unless you’re a full fledged supergeek, watching Attack Of The Show can be demanding (each episode is like six hours long) but the first, five, Munn-filled minutes, or so, are fantastic. She’s cute, confident, quick-witted, willing to make a complete ass of herself, and -we’re not kidding here- she has the absolute shiniest hair of any person that has every lived. ever. in the world. Ever… But what about movies? Glad you asked. Olivia will make her big-time Hollywood debut in, ugh… Rob Schneider’s upcoming comedy Big Stan. (baby steps) She also has a role in the 2008 horror film Insanitarium, starring every LA cliche rolled into one: Jesse Metcalfe, in which she will get naked frequently and not killed, hopefully. At least not in the first ten minutes. Just the getting killed part.

Adorable. Goofy and smart.

she doesn’t seem to know that she’s attractive. or plays it off real well.

So i hate your website’s registration first off — first i have to register, which is so 1998 to begin with (chances are if you’re a blogger, you’re OCD, chances are if you’re OCD you’re checking your blog comments every five seconds, chances are if you are chaecking your blog comments every five seconds you can just MODERATE them etc) THEN your registration software tells me my url is not valid? huh? oh i need to add http://? Yeah like I’m going to be sending you an ftp link THEN when I get the stupid email it goes immediately into my spam folder, which always gets one’s mind to thinking “maybe this is a gigantic waste of time” THEN when I finally re-register to change my pw, the app doesn’t even return me to this post. Jeeze.

Anyways, I loved this post and thanks for pointing this nice girl out, I have no idea what network she is on, but her hammer dance is fab and i also wanted to say that Wild On 2001-2002 occupied a huge void in my life and also, quickly following BB was the brain-numbingly hot Aisha Tyler hosting the soup, I hope she shows up somewhere again soon.

xo

oh i guess if i wasn’t whining so much maybe you would add me to your roll…but then i wouldn’t be me…i need a haircut.

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