Not to be a total dick, but the girl we would have voted for dead last (or second to dead last) just won Maxim’s Hometown Hotties 2007. Way to go, Tracy Flick! You managed to convince everyone in your inbred-rat Daytona Beach family to vote for you 1000 times a day! It’s going to suck having to make out with all them now as payment. And shame on you, Maxim editors. You’re supposed to rig the vote, not allow her to!!! You were robbed, Jaime, Kenda, Sharae, and, most of all, Jody Palmer.

What about Jessica Hart? Did you even look at her audition tape!?