Poor Kirk…I wonder if he stuck his basset hound tongue in Travolta?’s mouth. Wait, that was Lloyd Bridges.

he’s getting him a closeup view of the lace front!

hey and how bout Kirk’s perfectly penciled brows. there’s about 10 different things wrong with this picture.

whats with all the rose symbolism in the Teeth trailer. she’s got chompers not Bret Michaels down there. waste. they should’ve made it a dark comedy and let John Waters run with it.

He probably mistook rigor mortis for a hard on. Faux pas!!