11/16/2007

Blind Hear Test

Comedians David Cross and Demetri Martin listen to celebrity music with blind-folds on. First up is “Respect Yourself,” by Bruce Willis, from the album The Return of Bruno. (1987)

Demetri Martin: It’s like they turned on everything in the studio.

David Cross: And just got professionals to cover up whoever’s shitty vocals those are and idea that is, whoever’s vanity project. Was that Bruce Willis?

Yeah, that was Bruce Willis.

David Cross: Ironically, he’s talking about respecting yourself, and he picked the absolute worst medium to get that across.

Demetri Martin: Well, that’s why it’s not called “Respect Myself.”

“Swallow My Gift.” No shit? haaaaaaa.

they’ve both put on some lbs.

the article was too short. more more more.

Sometimes I think being David Cross is the world’s easiest gig. It’s all starting to get a little old.

re: tumblr..and of course his name is “Scarberry.” Mmmmmm, Scarberry juice.

Bold, cutting-edge opinions. Difficult, subversive targets. Let’s hear it for “alternative comedy!” Yay!

These guys couldn’t suck Henny Youngman’s rotting left ‘nad.

always thought the Clash needed more whininess.

Manly! Javier Bardem deserves some sort of recognition for Chigurh. If not an Oscar then at least a permanent place in the nostalgia highlight reels.

the most overused Bruce Lee quote and a love of Scarface. doy. ::shaking head::

Not like Cross hasn’t been trying to align himself with indie music and musicians for years. Only difference is Bruno had the stones to make a record.

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