Dr. Jones
The waistline may be a little higher and the chinos a little roomier but it’s still Indiana Jones! Right? We’re still looking forward to this, right? Now what the hell is up with that yoda craw holding the flashlight?
Related: “Do you know who I am?” Mmmm… YES!!! We do. You’re just another Hollywood douchewich. (FYI: “Do you know who I am,” is the worst thing anyone can ever be caught saying. ever.)
Unrelated: Bob Dylan’s Mr. Jones dies. (via thighswideshut)
why does LaBeowulf get to wear a leather jacket. shit aint right. i don’t trust that little snot.
read that both the Blanchett and Karen Allen are in it. it’ll be weak sauce if they pair him with Blanchett and not Allen.
i’d trust this one before i’d trust shia(t).
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yeah and remember when he claimed he was a virgin all through his relationship with JTimbs..lies lies lies. don’t spit the “I’m clean” rhyme at the start. when will they learn.
A few more wrong turns and he’s in Brad Renfroville.
the bouncer in the wifebeater has got to love the openendedness of the “do you know who i am?” question. does he go with the sarcastic “wisenheimer” or the more bouncer-ly “greasy little bitch?” fun!
The Bear Grylls watching audience has changed since he last donned the whip. They’ll be harder to please.
re detour: and the legend grows. i see pants buckingham pulled a few strings.
I cannot believe that Shia LeBouffant is turning out to be a fucking wank bag! I mean most former child actors are so modest and grounded. AJackson is right: next stop, Renfroville.
Is that Verne Wasted modeling the GF tee?
Clicker, are you the guy they show passed out on Hype Machine when traffic gets too heavy?
The Progressive Boink guy secretly loves Rob Liefeld.
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