11/30/2007

The Bagger

Bijou Phillips and Jen Brill flash for Sophomore spring 2008. How Kids.

Locations of The Big Lebowski: First stop, Larry’s House.

the reaction videos to 2 girls 1 cup have been the funniest part of the whole thing

I so want Tim Burton to have a hit to buy him the creative freedom to be able to keep doing what he does. Surprising that Depp has never sung in a role before.

the Vice Orangutan story is almost identical to the one they did a few months back on Columbian men having sex with donkeys. they’re becoming the one stop shop for third world bestiality.

People would buy the Kindle if it didn’t look like a medical supply product.

Wondering if Hollywood’s dumbest have their descriptors on their business cards. The best one is Scott Baio. And Wilmer Valderrama with the question mark.

How dare they call Kim K. Superstar dumb. Huh. I thought they were going to put the melted chocolate bunny in a cup and eat it.

Where do I sign up for the Jen Brill fanclub?

Also, The Bagger refers to himself in the third person even more that your Uncle Grambo. Kinda makes me want to retire that stylistic device…

you don’t want to go there.

was so glad that the 2 cup grandma link didn’t have grandma doin’ the deed. there’s a guy on the eva green page who’s into patricia heaton?! lolololololol. comedy.

tila’s also “closet famous”

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