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Chuck Klosterman: “Whenever someone asks me what kind of music I like, I say, ‘Music that sounds like the opening fourteen seconds of Humble Pie’s “I Don’t Need No Doctor,” as performed live on their 1971 album Performance: Rockin’ the Fillmore.’”
Still feel bad for suicide attemptee Owen Wilson? Don’t.
Call us fuddy-duddy stupid, but why the fuck do we want to watch the first 10 minutes of any movie before it’s in theaters? How about the first 30 minutes? Why not the first hour?
Karen Elson, the future ex-Mrs. Jack White, mother of two, and model has signed a contract with Independent. Yay for her.
She-Pratt: “Once in history class, I was so high that when the teacher wasn’t looking, I asked a girl to feel my heart. It was beating so fast I thought I was going to die.”
Radiohead: “We destroyed all CDs after every day of recording. And on the master we’d always write a name which probably nobody would listen to if we had lost it; Eagles: Greatest Hits, Kula Shaker demos, Phill Collins hip-hop covers.”
Criminal Records out/instore performances by: The Black Lips, Northern State, Mute Math, The Pipettes, DJ Spooky, Dr. Dog, The Coathangers, Dungen, Giant Drag, The Gossip, Dressy Bessy, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and Frank Black.
Holiday Gift Guide: Featuring the Dynamo DiscPainter.
Nerd Porn: So what’s in your C-section?
Paparazzo: Milena Tascando
Absolutely love whoever coined the term She-Pratt. Best nickname of the year.
good of esquire/klosterman to include audio clips. he’s going to the wrong parties. DJ’s and real music heads can talk this topic into the ground.
I want so badly to punch Klosterman in the face. But the line’s always long, and I hate the waiting.
kula shaker. lol. discount bin kryptonite.
She is Mrs. White.
Dang and Dewey Cox is touring, too. Yikes.
the nerd webcam answer to rosanna arquette. heart her. great taste.
Watched the Video Game Awards on Spike last night, and they were both there to present. Kristen is a character in a new videogame, “Assassin’s Creed” too. That’s kinda cool.
I wouldn’t recommend clicking on the “personal services” section of the Gallo site.
its gotta kill kelly clarkson that she hasn’t been able to repeat whatever it was she did right in Since U Been Gone.
(“which is apparently his real name and not a description.” hahaha!)
re lesbian shepherd..that’s some strict airport security
it would behoove backup singers everywhere to ask themselves “what would michael mcdonald do” from time to time. the music world would be a much better place.
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Didn’t realize Kaybelle was that short. Because Bilson is a midget.