HOLY SHIT. The underdog, Cash “Money” Warren: RETIRED! Now that is how you play the game! (Or is it?) Like, woah. We’re still kind of reeling. Anyway, guess we need to take THAT back. Seriously, who saw this coming?! Surely not Jessica Alba! HA! (Or did she?) This is what people in the medical profession refer to as a “Mistaby,” or mistake-baby. Although, Cash Warren may be quietly referring to it by another name: Larry Birkhead’s Awesome Advice. (Or is he?) MAN. Either way, we can not get over this dude. Hate to say it, but Cash “K.Fed” Warren is a mother-makin’ pimp. (And the Alba stock plummets into oblivion.)

So, let’s take a vote.

This preg-Nancy is the result of…

A) Whoops, Mistaby! (the mistake baby)

B) My Career Is So Over, Better Have A Baby (the graceful diversion/exit from show business baby)

C) Cash Warren’s Revenge Baby (the that’ll teach her to dump me baby)

D) It’s Dane Cook’s Baby (the dumpster baby)

Whichever it may be, Best Week Ever has a few names picked out.