10/11/2008

Playing Dress-Up

“Zac tried to tell her she would look like a dork wearing the jacket inside, but Vanessa wasn’t having it and demanded someone fetch it for her.” That is maybe our favorite quote of all time. At the very least, today. Don’t believe us? Read it again. Think about the people involved. Then think about yourself. Then think about the people involved. Then read it, again… See?

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10/9/2008

Religulust

(nsfc)

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10/9/2008

Art Issue = Angelina

Not so private anymore. Right, Jen?

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10/8/2008

Some Good OLD News

Arctic Monkeys have confirmed Queens Of The Stone Age singer Josh Homme is working with them on their third album. (via bbc)

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10/8/2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, Gene Simmons

This is as good as it got.

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10/8/2008

You Should See The Other Guy

There is only one picture of you on the internet, and this is it.

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10/7/2008

Scarlett Two

Thought Nick and Norah’s was supposed to be vlogger Kat Dennings’ big moment, but whatevser. So welcome to the party, Ari Graynor! Also, that Alexis Dziena girl will be 50 (she’s 24) and still look like a porn-cross between Jon Benet Ramsey and Oxana Baul. Creeps! (via vulture)

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10/7/2008

I Will Get By

The best live band in America. Period.

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10/6/2008

The White-Hot Passion Of Eva Mendes

“I’ve seen designer band-aids on girls like Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen and Blake Lively when they are strolling around town… Last week I was seated on a plane next to Kristin Wiig and she was wearing 15 of them. It was really a bit off-putting… Fashion types are known for wanting attention and I have no problem admiring someone’s style, but I refuse to give them my sympathy for a cut that probably doesn’t exist. I hate all forms of deception with a white-hot passion.” ~ Eva Mendes, white-hot passionate hater of all forms of deception and cinema idiot.

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10/5/2008

Judys?

The Lawrence Welk Show, Mary Poppins, Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals, Extreme Challenge (our favorite part of the show was Kristin Wiig’s reaction to winning the walking contest), Fred’s blog, and clips from the real Lawrence Welk Show.

  • UPDATE: Anne Hathaway’s Rachel Getting Married (which has an 83% freshness rating at Rotten Tomatoes) came in 27th place this weekend at the box office, pulling in only $303,000. Lobotomy-comedy Beverly Hills Chihuahua beat Eagle Eye, Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist, Flash of Genius, Blindness, and How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, among others, to come in 1st with… $29,000,000. For those of you that actually saw the movie, that’s twenty-nine MILLION dollars. As Gabe would say, whoops! We just killed ourselves.

  • UPDATE: Grambo says, “Don’t worry about Rachel Getting Married. It was only in 9 theaters and pulled in $33K per screen. Good numbers.”

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10/4/2008

Miracle At St. Avril

Pop Tartlette Avril Lavigne has teamed up with Nokia for a special event to premier Nokia Productions, the world’s first social mobile film, directed by Spike “Gimme that fucking Oscar, motherfucker” Lee. The event will take place on Oct. 14th, 2008, Nokia Plaza, Los Angeles.

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10/3/2008

Like A Cow With Antlers Standing On A Pole?

“It was surreal.” ~ Celebrity

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10/3/2008

Top Gun

Indian relics!

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10/2/2008

So Far

“I have met only one man who I would back to be more outrageous than Toby Young, even though he is handicapped by not using drugs. His name is Jay Robert Nash. Those who know him would agree with me. He once walked into a saloon in a tiny mountain town in Colorado, where cowboys were not only drinking around the fire but had tethered their horses outside, and serenaded them with “Rhinestone Cowboy” and meant well by it. I saw this. It should be said that both Nash and Young are good fathers and nice men. I can’t speak for Crosby and Stills.” ~ Roger Ebert

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10/2/2008

The Pomposity Of Ants

Korean correspondent Divad Q. Nead forgoes Space Chimps in lieu of Leone’s Duck, You Sucker, a.k.a. Fistful of Dynamite - we like the latter. What comes is another glib gander at the film industry in crisis, albeit this time he’s riffing on the minutiae of piss and ant hills.

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10/1/2008

Does This Drink Make My Tits Look Fake?

Naaaah. But those sunglasses kinda make your face look sideways.

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10/1/2008

Blockbuster Video

This essay on the Criterion Collection’s incredibly advanced selection of Michael Bay’s new-classic asteroid Popcorn&America-orgy Armageddon is a couple years old, but, goddamn, it is awesome. (via rex/kottke)

You know who Michael Bay could appreciate? Diora Baird.

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10/1/2008

Still A Little Tender

“Anne Hathaway has been reinventing herself on the red carpet as a confident, single woman who doesn’t care about that guilty, sleazy a-hole who lied to the Vatican so he could take her on exotic trips and buy her fancy jewelry.” ~ E!

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9/30/2008

Elizabeth Peyton

“Princess Kurt” (1995), Oil on linen, 14 x 11 3/4 inches (via nyer)

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9/30/2008

It's Under Warranty

See, now we would have put the macbook on top of one of the model’s heads. But that’s us. In the pool works, too. After all, they’re models.

Related: “I feel like God really did kill those four other people.”

Related to Paris Hilton: Ghetto Doll Brothel (nsfw?)

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9/29/2008

Fully Immersed

Flow opens this weekend at Landmark Midtown in Atlanta. Go see it.

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9/29/2008

Men’s Wearhouse

Bonus clips from the 30 Rock Season 2 DVD.

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9/29/2008

Something Amazing

Anne Hathaway in Flaunt

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9/29/2008

Curious

It’s all so beautiful -and only a trailer- but it feels empty. Fincher is in the handful of top directors working today, so we’re going to bury that sad feeling, for now. Brad Pitt and his perfect leather jacket collection.

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9/28/2008

Obligs

Dead Star, Michel de Broin

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