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The Good Girl

See the legs and read the interview call and response at complex.

Why So Smooth In Front?

What? He’s just doing a little pre-crime-fighting stretching in the nude.

• Related: John Mayer, not interested in smart or sophisticated.

• ROFLTIME: Pitt is passionate about photography. He appeared on the March 2007 cover of Interview with a camera.

• Stopped reading at Directors include Scarlett

Hellboy

Housecoat/ponytail/cigar/devil. Inspiration? Maybe just a little bit.

• Luciano Pavarotti :: “Nessun dorma” (mp3)

On Second Thought

Not happening. But, again, fuck you very much, Ticketmaster.

The New Girl

It is with great pleasure that we welcome Jerica to the Goldenfiddle team. Jerica comes to us from Dynatech Laboratories, and, despite the fact that she went to State, is a very talented accountant. The analyst team that formerly reported to Nicole will now report directly to Jerica. Let’s all make her feel comfortable and give her a big welcome.

How Can You Not Get That?

Can’t believe we missed this on tv the other night, but we kinda think we may have missed it on purpose. (Thanks, brains!) Point, if you’ve seen one Comedy Central roast, you’ve seen ‘em all. Right? They’re sad and cruel and mostly, painfully unfunny. Which brings us to the bright shining ray of truth that is Norm Macdonald. Videogum has the smarter chatter, but nutshelled: Norm MacDonald just restored our faith in comedy. Bravo and hallelujah! Oh, and fuck you, Pineapple Express.

Anya Marina

Her new album comes out November 18th and features Britt Daniel of Spoon (produced two songs and co-wrote one) and Brian Karscig of Louis XIV (produced 10 songs).

• “Move You” (mp3)

Gemini

Sneakerburger

• 001ofasecond: How is it that the official timekeeper of the event is the same company that sponsors Phelps since 2004? (via sfj)

• Stick a fork, knife, spoon, ladle, tongs, and bottle-opener in Ames.

• Dancing With Vehicles: Like Dancing With The Stars, only good.

• “I am so sick of Anakin Skywalker.” (via hollywoodelsewhere)

• Gemini Division: Rosario Dawson’s new five-to-seven minute long webisodic science fiction series on NBC. She’s makin’ it happen!

• Ironic Sans: How I would do iPhone cut and paste.

• How I Met The Walrus: Jerry Levitan, 14, sneaks into John Lennon’s hotel room in Toronto in 1969.

• eBay: 1979 Moog vocoder used by Monty Python on the Contractual Obligation album. maybe.

• Wikstenmade: The cure for the common Mary Rambin.

• Download: Carla Bruni, “Tu Es Ma Came” mp3

• Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!

• NYT: Early color photography

• Ashley Brock: Blonde, blue, Kentucky, USA.

• Anatomy of a Bigfoot Hoax

• Logo trends

Not By Any Human

Historic performance by then-17-year-old Russian Olga Korbut on the uneven bars in the ‘72 Olympics. Our intestines hurt just watching this.

Painting On The Shoulders Of Giants

D’you know who else just sloppily painted their info over some art with white paint? whoteva. we’re still madferit.

• “Shock Of The Lightning” intro

Subject: Nicole Is Making A Change

Nicole recently informed us that she is going to move on to another area of opportunity. With the start of restructuring and process initiatives, Nicole felt that this represented the right time for her to pursue this change. We have appreciated Nicole’s strong to very strong work ethic and upbeat attitude during her time here at Goldenfiddle. She will be in the office until Friday, August 15th and has offered to be available by phone after that, if further questions arise. Please join us in wishing Nicole the best in her future endeavors.

Like A Crazy Quilt Stargown Through A Dream Night Wind

Meet Jillian.

• American Idol is about to enter its 8th season on Fox, why would we be surprised?

• Quentin Tarantino based much of Kill Bill on the 1973 revenge film Lady Snowblood. See?

• 30 Things You Already Knew About Oasis But The British Press Is Going To Tell You About Them, Again, Anyway.

• Paper interviews mom, muse and paintress Rachel Fienstein.

• Naughty Little Donkeys: 80% of Craig Ferguson’s show, including the opening monologue, is improvised, on any given night.

• Pitchfork talks to future ex Mr. Agyness Deyn, Albert Hammond, Jr.

• Michelangelo Antonioni, the director of Blow-Up, L’Avventura and The Passenger starved himself to death?

• Project Runway: Terri is one chic bitch, and the only reason we’re tuning in at all.

• Mad Men’s very own B-52 Bomber Joan Holloway (Christina Hendricks) is not a natural redhead.

• Netflix: Members in and around Atlanta, Georgia are currently embarrassing the hell out of non-members in and around Atlanta, Georgia with these titles.

• Playboy: “We wondered how our models would look in these skintight swimsuits for the space age, especially compared to years past.” Of course you did.

• Vice: Four naked women that are not my wife and one naked woman who is. (nsfw)

• Antscape Painting: These have been around for a while, but there are some new ones in there, too.

• jaumedelaiguana.com: Note to all aspiring photographers: do not put music on your website. No one wants to hear it.

• Magda has a problem with celebrities…

• Homestarrunner: See me after this email.

• Next Stop: Maldives!

• The Morphie Juice Pack for iPhone 3G is available for pre-order.

• All Ferraris from 1948 - 2000.

• Join the club, rioandleo.

• Exactly.

Fanboys

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